Your so close to the ground
People use you as a pitcher's mound
Your teeth are too yellow
Your skin is nothing like a pillow
It looks like your hair always has snow
But no one says ya to it they instead say no
You look like a hag
So go put on your bag
Your attitude is so bad
And friends is what you wish you had
No body knows
How to save their nose
When you go by
Then people start to cry