Friday, April 1, 2016

Insult Poem

Your eyes are too low
Image result for smelly peopleYour stench starts to glow
Your so close to the ground
People use you as a pitcher's mound

Your teeth are too yellow
Your skin is nothing like a pillow
It looks like your hair always has snow
But no one says ya to it they instead say no

You look like a hag
So go put on your bag
Your attitude is so bad
And friends is what you wish you had

No body knows
How to save their nose
When you go by
Then people start to cry

Letter Poem

The Letter R
Can be more than a letter
It can be a boot to wear around
Or a vacuum to tidy up
A hook to catch a fish
Or half a pair of scissors
A slide to yell wee!on the way down
A fish caught on your hook
Or a split umbrella
A foot on top of something
Or a pirate hook to have as you say ARR!
A cane to walk with
A cliff to scale
Or a tree branch which can be so much more
An egg chair like in star wars
Or an egg hook thing to color eggs
Rainbow
Raccoon
Rabbit
Rake
Rancid
Reavis
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